Episode 157: The Earth is Cake
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Naming the episode after a throwaway joke that will be dated by the time people hear it, not to mention years later...Winning! On this episode of YKS, we're reinventing late night television, the way people talk about weed, and in-car video content. Don't miss this episode, folks, the one they're calling "The Episode That's Out Today". It's gonna be yuuge (Donald Tump!.)
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | You want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body's never told you that your |
| 0:17.0 | Kickstarter's God. |
| 0:20.0 | Your Kickstarter's God. |
| 0:21.0 | Your Kickstarter's Starters Hey Mike and JF it's just |
| 0:35.0 | and JF. It's about the |
| 0:52.0 | Hey Mike and JF, it's about 4 a.m. I was just doing some secret breathing techniques to release the naturally occurring DMT and endokinabonoids in my body. I was having a pretty good time. I felt pretty relaxed and I threw on an |
| 0:56.8 | episode of your podcast. And Mike I believe was talking about something and halfway through his sentence |
| 1:06.3 | somebody pressed play on a Kickstarter video and it sounded like there was a voice |
| 1:12.4 | coming from behind me and obviously I |
| 1:17.4 | thought there was an intruder in my house and it completely ruined my night |
| 1:20.6 | so thanks guys. |
| 1:21.6 | Hey everybody welcome to YKS the podcast don't look behind you there's a monster guy |
| 1:28.0 | back there doing something or other right? Okay Mike just did Mike what's up? Just my cat back there. Yeah |
| 1:36.8 | Well, she ain't doing nothing. No, she's not she's not hurting anybody. She's just |
| 1:42.2 | Doing her thing CEO at doing her thing Mike's cat. |
| 1:45.8 | Well Mike it's Saturday afternoon you know what that means time to record the show |
| 1:52.4 | so let's get everybody caught up |
| 1:54.8 | it's my it's my favorite part of the fucking week |
| 1:58.6 | they actually record multiple days so it's not even yeah can't even say that anymore it's well we should do it on just one day |
| 2:06.2 | do you want to just do it on one day? |
| 2:07.7 | Fuck no waste my whole fucking day yeah doing this shit right I got anything else going on. |
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