We just got to ask ourselves WWJZ do what what what JZ do? Yeah, he'd probably rap about it

He'd rap about it and he'd rap about it and then he passed the mic to Blake

No, no, I don't want the mic give it to Adam. I don't want the mic either so I'll pass it back to

First, it's back to me. I don't mind that cuz I'm a RAP P-E-R

Where's my car? I mean my whip guys. Where's my whip guys?

RAP P-E-R-STEPPING. I don't want the mic T-B-T-L

How do these buff dudes escape my radar? I thought I knew about every single buff dude. They've done studies, you know

60% of the time it works every time. That doesn't make sense. We are gonna get the kids of this country wasted. Who's with me?

But will kids like beer? Of course they will. It's highly addictive.

Everybody else's tobacco is poisonous. Fuck your stripes. It's toasted.

Oh my god, the whore back is toast. You said you were gonna go fondle your sweaters.

No, I didn't. I said I'm gonna fondue with Cheddar. I was thinking about making fondue with Cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.

I mean, that is not what you said. It is what I said. You see what happens Larry?

You see what happens? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the house?

I'm not putting on a play up here. I'm trying to be in a tank right now.

Let's hope that we all find ourselves to some degree entertained by the next 30 to 45 minutes of imaginary radio.

We call it T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hey, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, this episode of 1,571 in a collector series.

Get off Milk Island.

Get off Milk Island, but where will I do my slab jacket?

Slab jacket. I'm just kidding. We're not gonna do any slab jacket at all on today's show by, um...

Well, to be honest with you, by legal decree, which legally I can't get into.

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