Omnibus's the production of High Heart Radio.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the

turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that

would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the

technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the Omnibus.

You have accessed entry 1049.de1811.

The reindeer wizards.

This tent called Akata belongs to the Logia family, which I've been invited to join for

the strenuous drive of the reindeer.

There are handsome people and what appears to be special finery they're all wearing

is simply everyday clothing.

The head of this plan is Johann Logia.

While he and I talk, his sister opens the family's pack box to give me some dried reindeer

meat.

As guests I am served first and expected to eat first.

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