Episode 157: The Bikesturbator

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This episode was pre-recorded, so if you're looking for a fight recap, it will be on next week's show. That's not to say that this week's isn't a doozy cause it is. Danish describes the local goings-on around his neighborhood, including a few sightings of the "parrot lady" and an obnoxious guy at CVS. There's a long awaited Eric Hites update. Is he close to embarking on his journey across America? No. But, still listen to find out more. TLC has struck gold with yet another great show. It truly is the learning channel. Also, a Texas Grandma shot a guy for getting a little crazy while riding his bicycle. Listen and enjoy. Then, tell a local fireman about the show. He/she/they (whatever pronoun they prefer) will be sure to love it.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Fan animals unite.
0:05.0	You know, Brian O'Neill is about to fight that water
0:10.0	weekend piece of shit who's going down and he knows it.
0:15.0	Ryan has shins of steel and he'll kick him in the head with his bucking heel and
0:22.0	he'll kick him in the head with his bucking heel and Luigi Gomez is about to feel the wrath of the
0:28.2	Indiana Mongas.
0:30.9	Louis is filled with fear and he's weighing in a 2 56 I hear and his body mass index is similar to
0:40.1	Eric Heights he's gonna lose the fucking fight so kick him in the gun
0:45.4	kick him in the can kick him in the can kick him in the can kick him in the can
0:50.0	kind kick him in
0:52.0	Wow there it is
0:53.3	it is slow but it's
0:55.0	slow but it's
0:58.0	aggressive aggressive but also beautiful at the same time very difficult
1:02.3	violent and yet beautiful.
1:04.2	It's Australia's own Beardo.
1:06.0	He wanted me to give us Twitter a shout out.
1:07.8	That's at SFJ Beardo, his emails
1:11.8	SFJ Beardardo at gmail
1:13.6	dot com if you want any songs done maybe you're getting married you want a beautiful
1:18.0	tribute to your wife and kick her in the cunt you definitely keep that
1:21.6	kunt in there.
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