Episode 156: True Blue Beach Pony

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week we dive right back into the animal kingdom for a very special episode. We've got big hairy beavers, an obsessed squirrel, and one true blue beach pony.

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0:00.0	So you're out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous
0:05.9	has that tail flipped so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me
0:12.3	you were beautiful animals like a hand was welcome to me.
0:12.6	You're a beautiful animal,
0:15.0	but I don't want to fuck you.
0:16.7	I don't want to fuck you now.
0:18.7	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:22.0	I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking girl.
0:24.0	Your baby girl do you want an apple?
0:27.0	I'll take you to the wet and travel.
0:30.0	Hey baby girl do you want some grains
0:33.2	your hind quarters are making me insane
0:36.2	you're a beautiful animal
0:39.0	but I don't want to fuck you I don't want to fuck you
0:42.0	know you're beautiful and
0:44.3	but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking
0:48.0	know I might be a man you might be a horse. But this bond between us is an overwhelming horse. If they couldn't see
1:01.9	inside us, then they know that it's true then you be inside me and I'm
1:10.9	be inside you.
1:20.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. Don't want to fuck you though.
1:21.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you know you're beautiful animal but I don't want to
1:25.0	fuck you don't want to fucking know
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