Episode #1569: Zestfully Clean

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's morning shower ritual runs into some problems, while Luke battles through a tooth-ache and "painful hair" to host the show.

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0:00.0	I have heard through the grapevine senator that you may have recently gotten a tattoo.
0:06.1	Is there anything to that?
0:07.3	I'm proud to stand with Winston Churchill.
0:10.1	I'm proud to stand, and I got to say my wife was fairly astonished.
0:14.0	You have a tattoo of Winston Churchill?
0:18.4	I can smell that cigar from here.
0:21.3	Was that real?
0:22.9	Look, I will note if you look at the calendar, it might suggest something about what you're saying,
0:28.5	but I'll leave that to others to think of that.
0:31.1	Wow, okay.
0:37.5	It's so cool.
0:38.6	We're going to have a bluegrass band playing 80s pop songs.
0:42.3	We're going to pass out sparklers to all the guests.
0:45.0	Is that fun?
0:47.6	Oh, this is the best peach in a cup ever.
0:49.4	This guy's unbelievable.
0:50.8	We ran the old cup of peach a guy out of business.
0:53.1	People come from all over again.
0:54.6	Is it true that you can leap over a chair from standing position?
0:57.7	It depends on the size of the chair.
0:59.3	He can talk, then, Connie.
1:00.8	Connie can talk, you see her, but be it, isn't he?
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