Episode #1567: Cross Town Traffic

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2014

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

As always, Luke and Andrew have the best of plans to do a normal show, but end up debating the best driving routes for Andrew to get through LA. Also, a chat with hilarious comedian Hari Kondabolu.

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0:00.0	This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of a name chatter.
0:07.0	Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?
0:10.0	Whoa, that was the caller from Hell.
0:13.0	Well, hot dog, we have a weiner.
0:16.0	Yeah, that thing's great.
0:18.0	Don't praise the machine.
0:20.0	Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.
0:23.0	What a bunch of clowns.
0:25.0	How's he keep up with the news like that?
0:28.0	T-B-T-L!
0:33.0	Special announcement.
0:34.0	Did you purchase or receive by gift,
0:36.0	before November 27, 1990, a Millie Vanille recording,
0:39.0	a ticket to a concert at which Millie Vanille performed,
0:41.0	or Millie Vanille merchandise?
0:42.0	If so, listen carefully to this important message about
0:45.0	appending Millie Vanille lawsuit that may affect your rights.
0:47.0	Ordinary fucking people.
0:49.0	You know?
0:50.0	Oh.
0:52.0	Reaper, man?
0:53.0	Nice.
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