This is our store. You're in the way of our store. We're gonna go in, and we're gonna come out in 20 minutes

and I want you guys gone. We are a peaceful organization, but at this time, this makes me very warlike.

So help me, God. I will jump from head to head

using your skulls as stepping stones into the river that is the street. And I'm gonna take tea and

take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.

A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with tea, shame on me.

Burn you twice in your own mouth. Shame on everybody. Involved.

Hello town jubilation committee. Hey, I got something to make you a lot less jubilant.

I don't talk trash. I talk smack. They're totally different.

Gosh, I got hypothetical. Like your mom is so fat you could eat the internet.

But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, you're ugly and I know it for a fact,

because I get the evidence right there. So it was you. I was going to expose you. I know.

So I choose to expose myself. This isn't what happened last week. Have you all got amnesia?

They just cheated us. This isn't fair. Sweetie, have a good show what you do is so important.

Well, we will see about that, everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. I'm just calling about the

too beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on the air.

And yet here we are on what I am now titling TBTL version 4.0. It's the, you could say.

No more quadro edition of the show. I'm your host, Luke Burbank by the way. Keep rolling

because I'm going to wing one now right off the cuff, Robin William style.

And this is episode 1,563 in a collector series. We do not have time for this kind of

sillings. Wait until you hear what we're actually going to talk about on the show.

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