Episode 155 - Dick on Five Years in Podcasting

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 222 minutes

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Summary

A five years in podcasting super spectacular, the whore situation with Road Rage: Vegas, strip club secrets, The Killstream reunion, how the left can meme, Justin Whang, Null from Kiwi Farms, Denzel returns with erotic photography, Doug TenNapel convinces me not to have kids, Larry challenges me to an arm wrestling contest, The Killstream Reunion call in, a Fat Off with lakembra, the Thought Cops, FigBat DiggerNick is a huge nerd, The Time Travel/Abortion Conundrum, Sean is ganged up on, and Apostrophos sends in a glitter bomb; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Late.
0:02.0	Good thing I didn't.
0:03.0	Wow, these guys.
0:04.0	Oh, they're on it, man.
0:05.0	Fucking six minutes.
0:06.0	I would have been here 10 minutes.
0:08.0	Well, about 10 minutes, actually 8 minutes sooner.
0:10.0	Oh, except for what?
0:12.0	A wage gap tried to grab you.
0:13.0	No, check this out. Check this out.
0:15.0	You'll like this. You'll like this.
0:16.0	You'll like this.
0:17.0	Except I left late, yeah.
0:19.0	Oh man, I would have been here 10 minutes ago, but I left 10 minutes later.
0:23.4	I hope to.
0:25.2	Listen, listen, smart ass, listen smart ass, you'll like this one.
0:28.6	So I get off the freeway, San Fernando, make a right, immediately about 50 yards up the road just dead
0:36.2	stop.
0:37.2	And I see up just in the middle of the road there's a semi truck, I guess attempting to make
0:42.3	like a 37 point turn.
0:44.0	Oh great.
0:45.0	Trying to back into like that super king or whatever the fuck you got down there.
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