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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1544: Baldwin Brothers, Ranked.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew read Alec Baldwin's Goodbye To Being Famous letter and try to decide if he has a good point or not.

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I used to be able to name every nut that there was,

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and that you used to drive my mother crazy,

0:07.0

because she used to say harland pepper.

0:10.0

If you don't stop naming nuts,

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and the joke was, of course, that we lived in pine nut,

0:15.0

and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

0:19.0

So I'd go to see, she'd hear me in the other room

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and she would just start yelling.

0:23.0

I'd say, peanut, hazelnut,

0:28.0

cashew nut,

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macadamia nut.

0:33.0

That was the one that was sent home into a go crazy.

0:37.0

She said, you stop naming nuts.

0:40.0

And Hubert used to be able to make the sound

0:43.0

that he wasn't talking, but he used to go,

0:46.0

that sounded like macadamia nut.

0:50.0

Pine nut, which is a nut,

0:53.0

that's also the name of the town.

0:56.0

Pistachio nut.

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Red pistachio nut.

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Natural, natural, white pistachio nut.

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T-B-T-N!

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