The drug was administered in a drink of water, given at the start of each day's exercise.

25 minutes later, the first effects of the drug became apparent.

The men began to relax and to giggle.

50 minutes after taking the drug, radio communication had become difficult, if not impossible.

One hour and 10 minutes after taking the drug, with one man climbing a tree to feed the birds,

the troop commander gave up, admitting that he could no longer control himself or his men.

He himself then relapsed into laughter.

Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we ask that you please rise.

All I can tell you is this, atheism is wrong. There's no hell, there's no afterlife,

meaning that the very worst evils in us come out. You can see it in communism.

Did you know we were in the presence of a bona fide racist?

That's the latest thing, isn't it?

Everybody's a racist!

Well, I wouldn't break my arm, petting myself on the back if I were you.

Because get this towel boy, no matter what you think, you'll always be a crude,

obnoxious, nouveau-reach little flea.

I gotta roll to my plate, man, I'm learning to use the toilet, I'm learning what shapes are.

I spent half an hour laughing at my own feet yesterday.

It's a shameful, shameful day!

That's reality, get used to this.

Well, hi there! Welcome everybody to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank.

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