Episode 153 The Sheena Metal Experience
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2016
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Lahna is joined by comic and radio host Sheena Metal to talk about being intersex and about having a major near death experience.
Follow them on Twitter/Instagram: @lahnaturner @sheenametal @allthingscomedy @all_things_comedy
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| 0:00.0 | You're a big fat asshole, a giant piece of shit. |
| 0:18.0 | If you don't get your way |
| 0:21.0 | You throw a mass of fit |
| 0:24.0 | You're manipulative |
| 0:26.6 | A stupid ass liar |
| 0:30.4 | You betrayed me |
| 0:32.6 | I'm done |
| 0:33.8 | I'm so tired |
| 0:36.4 | If your dream is to be mean you've accomplished your goals |
| 0:43.3 | oh fuck you in all your nine holes. |
| 0:58.0 | Fuck you in all your nine holes. Fuck you in all your nine holes. |
| 1:01.0 | Fuck you in all your nine holes. |
| 1:05.0 | Fuck you in all your nine holes. |
| 1:08.0 | Hey guys, thank you for joining us on the Perfect 10 podcast. I'm Lana Turner. That was |
| 1:16.8 | fuck you in all your nine holes. Every one. Every single one. Don't miss a hole. Well, for the ladies, |
| 1:23.5 | it's a little different. We have 10 holes. yeah think about it for a second two eyes two nose one |
| 1:31.3 | mouth two ears that's seven and then your peepee and then two others one of which you like to put stuff in |
| 1:36.6 | oh right yeah that's 10 that's a lot of fellas you only have two erin you have your pee pee and your poo-poo. That's it. And seven upstairs. Okay. You're counting them, aren't you, sir? I didn't know that's what it meant. There's some people, though, that you want to put another hole in them. I thought it was a fat reference. I thought it was like all the different folds and holes. And, I thought it was a... Oh, no, that's a... |
| 2:01.6 | Because it does start with, you know, a fat lyric, so I thought it was a fat reference. No, it's just referencing... I was trying to figure out where all my holes were. The fat asshole, you want to fucking want to... In all nine holes. You're gonna fuck him in the mouth for the lies he did say. fuck him in the nose for leading him your way and fuck you in the ears wide i listen to you |
| 2:00.7 | fuck you in the eyes for the lies he did say. Fuck him in the nose for leading you your way and fuck you in the ears wide. I listen to you. Fuck you in the eyes wide. I think you're true. Fuck you in the asshole for making me cry. And now I hope you crawl in a hole and just go fucking die. Isn't that good? So cathartic. Sheena Metal is with me today. Aaron's on the board. Charlie Mike is here to you, my dog. And Sheena and I go way, way back. |
| 2:17.8 | Sheena. |
| 2:18.1 | We do. metal is with me today. Aaron's on the board. Charlie Mike is here too, my dog. And |
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