Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner and you're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast.

Thank you so much for joining me and my lovely guest.

Of course, Aaron is on the board.

Hey, Aaron.

And I have Diane Kawasaki in today who's going to give advice as she often does, right?

Right.

Huge advice from a little person.

I can't help myself.

I feel like you need an introduction all of your own.

It needs to be just like booming boys like, Diane Kawasaki, like the loudest, most obnoxious.

Like, is that just me? No, I just want you to sing a song for me, Lana. Okay. I really want one. Oh. Now I, like, make my day and year. Okay. I'll have to come up with a little jingle or something for you. Please do. Okay. All right. That's good. And then I love that. I love that.

And I'm also so happy. Okay, so this is somebody that I haven't seen for a long time. And for some reason, I keep seeing you everywhere is Tom. And I always forget your last name. Tom Marks. God, I'm so sorry, Tom Marks. Because I just think of you as creepy Tom. Creepy Tom. I can't get over that. Also, a lot of people in comedy see know me as Blanket Jackson.

Blanket Jackson? Yeah. Why? It's just kind of a name I throw in the bucket at Open Mikes in Los Angeles. Blanky J. Blanky J. Well, I know you was creepy tom because like, okay, guys, so the podcast, you go way, way, way, way, way, way, way back.

To the launch.

To the beginning. The very first.

Since the birth. Tom was our intern. And we were creepy Tom. We did some of the funniest like sketches and stuff. I remember we did one that was about pedophiles. You played a, did you play the pedophile or the victim?

No, no, no. I look like a pedophile, but I played the child victim.

You've been molested by every prominent, like, famous molester in history is the sketch we wrote.

Football camp in Pennsylvania.

Yes.

I was a friend with a celebrity in Central California.

Right, right.

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