Episode 153 - Dick on Bad Reviews

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Summary

Mexican Rockabilly, too much Vavoom for the room at a local burlesque show, a local rapist, how Louis Farrakhan celebrates #HolocaustRemeberanceDay, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" reviews Godzilla vs. Podcast Zero, Boogie2988 gets new Chiclet teeth, has lunch with Maddox, and lies about Mumkey Jones, Burger King Depressy Meals, multi-generational, MABTW value signaling, the post-Libertine etiquette of he/him pronouns, cheating on your girlfriend advice from my dad, and some arguments; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Hans Gruber is here.
0:03.0	Galt is with us, Mr Fancy Pants is over there.
0:06.0	I'll tell you, you know what the ultimate black pill is, Sean?
0:09.0	What?
0:10.0	Realizing that John McClain is the bad guy in Die Hard Three. Yeah. that
0:15.0	the John McClain is the bad guy in Die Hard Three.
0:15.0	Yeah, is he?
0:16.0	That what all the gold that they stole was from the Federal Reserve.
0:20.0	All of that gold had been stolen from the American people.
0:23.0	That is the true black pill of all black pills.
0:29.0	Is realizing that John McClain is just a statist thug trying to... that
0:35.0	the one once once belonged to steal back,
0:37.0	the gold that once belonged to America
0:40.0	and return it to the Federal Reserve,
0:42.0	who bought it, who confiscated it illegally,
0:46.7	who confiscated by executive order from the President, I forget which one, made it illegal for Americans to own gold purchased by the Federal
0:55.9	Reserve at a discount rate that they then...
0:58.9	What do you mean illegal for Americans to own gold? People buy people, they always selling the gold shit.
1:03.0	Motherfucker, does anybody learn anything in school?
1:07.0	It was illegal at one point for Americans to own gold.
1:11.0	I didn't know that.
1:12.0	They had to go to the government and sell it for some shitty rate that they just said,
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