Welcome to part two of this episode and for the record the fortress is actually pronounced

Parama Sule and not and fatically not

Porsam easily are we sure was typhus and not like 5G

The the the whole bad like

Being on a battlefield is bad enough and like Joe you've been to war and you've been you've done more war than I have but like

Just just the idea just like you might die because of mites because we're just not gonna clean anything up

Go fuck yourself like that is just such a like I know that like we had to breathe in a bunch of like you know burning shit and

And probably all have depleted uranium in our bloodstreams, but at least we didn't get typhus well

We also had vaccines for typhus

Really fucking low bar like well you know invented yet this sucks, but at least we don't have typhus. It turns out that

Early modern history is a really bad time to go camping out in the woods with hundreds of thousands of your friends

So you're saying is

I'm pissing

Shooting and pissing on the ground wherever they want just makes that just fantastic. Yeah, it's food sanitation is just more of a vibe

Now

Austria got beaten so badly by Serbia and it was so embarrassing to the central powers that

Bold Germany and Bulgaria had to send forces to bail them out and then eventually did win

But yet the Conrad did not defeat Serbia despite like edging for 10 years

Now I could go to the various other things that Conrad fucked up because there was a lot of them

But to the crowning tool that he's truly known for is his Carpathian mountain campaign, which

Might be one of the worst ones of World War one

It is however the name of my first metal LP

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