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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Episode 152 - Conrad Von Hotzendorf Part 1: Load Bearing Franz

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

A new challenger for the worst commander of all time has entered the arena. ** corrections** Gavrilo Princeps is mistakenly called a "Bosnian" during the episode. What we went to say was "Bosnian Serb" and our brain melted mid sentence. sources for both episodes: A mad catastrophe: the outbreak of World War I and the collapse of the Habsburg Empire Collision Course: Franz Conrad Von Hötzendorf, Serbia, and the Politics of Preventive War https://www.historynet.com/carpathian-catastrophe.htm http://roadstothegreatwar-ww1.blogspot.com/2019/11/forgotten-campaign-carpathian-winter.html support the show: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys

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0:00.0

Hello, Lions led by Donkeys fans.

0:03.2

The following is a two-part series that didn't actually start out as a two-parter, but since

0:08.0

the episode went long, it made sense to break it up.

0:10.8

So please enjoy Part 1 and expect Part 2 about a week from now.

0:15.7

And for the record, the guy's name is actually pronounced, France Conrad von Hützendorf,

0:20.8

or if you want to be really fancy, Hans Conrad von Hützendorf.

0:30.0

Hello, here I have laughing off something that happened before we started recording because

0:48.2

for professionals.

0:49.2

Welcome to another episode of the Lions led by Donkeys podcast.

0:55.1

Give me today is Francis and Shocks, and I don't know if we're going by the term zoo

1:00.3

crew here, because we're about to talk about like thousands of people freezing to death.

1:04.7

And I don't think that it's cool to use like morning radio voices in terms for that.

1:12.3

And you're dead, dead, dead!

1:15.7

And then you died of trenchfoot!

1:17.4

We're being born for noise!

1:19.4

I mean, that just makes us a bar stool podcast, I'm pretty sure.

1:23.6

God damn it, now I have to do something racist, fuck!

1:28.6

So, but no really, if you listen to a bar stool, go fuck yourself!

1:34.5

Anyway, so once upon a time, a couple of months ago, it was this year, I think, 2021, where

1:42.8

we had our first ever live show kind of in the confines of Twitch, because we live on

1:48.6

opposite sides of this country.

1:50.4

Right, literally, like one on the far east, one smack dab in the middle, and the middle

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