Episode #1527: Lady Parts Restraining Order
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2014
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Andrew and Jen get excited about the Super Bowl and wonder if Beyonce ever really does get legitimately drunk and in love.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, my name is Jim Butterfield, and I'd like to tell you about the Commodore 64. |
| 0:05.6 | It's a pretty good computer. It has a lot of features. Very good color, sound, picture, |
| 0:11.3 | graphics, an excellent keyboard, a huge amount of memory, and the price is certainly right. |
| 0:17.2 | Let's take a look inside the box and see what we have in here. |
| 0:30.2 | Now the second thing that you'll see on the screen of your computer is a flashing square. |
| 0:38.1 | That's called a cursor, and it tells you two things. The first thing it says is |
| 0:43.6 | the computer is waiting for you to type. And the second thing it says is when you type, |
| 0:49.9 | that's where the character which you type would appear. You proud of that. You proud of that |
| 0:55.6 | sentence you just said. You're the one who wrote every kind of mustard on my shopping list. |
| 1:00.5 | And yet you still don't have the one I'm thinking of. It's red, it says catch up on it. |
| 1:05.3 | Oh, I hear it. That's on me. |
| 1:07.3 | Certainly, instances are in you're just sticking yourself deeper. |
| 1:10.6 | Well then, let me just say this. Marco Rubio es un panuela rosa. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm afraid you just made things even worse. |
| 1:16.9 | Oh, why? |
| 1:18.0 | He just said Marco Rubio is a pink anchor to him. |
| 1:20.3 | His public service announcement is over. Execute the cameraman. |
| 1:25.9 | Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is a show that just |
| 1:33.6 | might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:35.3 | Oh, and the adventure begins again. |
| 1:38.5 | It's episode 1,527 in a collector series. |
| 1:43.3 | Isn't that for Technogeeks with spreadsheet? |
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