Episode #1525: None Of The Above

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew debate the merits of an old-fashioned McDonald's milkshake.

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0:00.0	It makes you happy, right?
0:02.0	No, I think it was.
0:04.0	It is and will always be in port taste.
0:07.0	Because you'd rather not think about it.
0:09.0	But there is a tear, and in that tear are all the tears in the world.
0:14.0	All the animals crying.
0:17.0	You're right. I don't want to think about it.
0:19.0	Are you forgetting what to come so sad?
0:21.0	I've forgotten that.
0:28.0	TVTM
0:33.0	Hey, if you checked out the new rush shopping,
0:36.0	I've got to say, it rocks pretty heavily,
0:39.0	and that's coming from a guy who's seen Hendrix live.
0:42.0	Today, I'm going to be discussing an activity
0:44.0	that some of you might find embarrassing.
0:47.0	However, I assure you there is nothing to be ashamed of.
0:50.0	I'm a karate man, all right?
0:52.0	Karate man, brood on the inside.
0:55.0	They don't show their weaknesses.
0:56.0	It ain't cool being no job, turkey.
0:59.0	So close to things, give.
1:01.0	You give out laser pointer keychains,
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