On the vintage video podcast, we'll be reviewing every single wide release of the 1980s in chronological order.

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John enters the store now to order another can of ether.

I picture him outside like Homer with the gas a hall.

When for you?

When for me?

I also like to think about that the kids renew their vow not to talk about the murder.

By murdering someone. They're taking a blood off with someone else's blood. The stuff is seven times more powerful than Ealingham. They open up the vault that it's contained and not wearing any kind of protective gear. And it's wooden crates. Wooden crates. It's like the guys in Chernobyl picking up the graphite rocks and going, nah, because there's rocks. Hugging the elephant foot. Just like, oh, this thing's smooth. It's so warm. He turns to dial the number from the classified ad without even thinking about the numbers. We know this because we can hear his thoughts, and he's talking about how AJ was right that ninjas are misdirecting him. They're misdirected. I really wish that he'd turn to the phone and man like, six, six, five, five.

No, no, that's two fives.

Vintage video.

We're re-watching the 80s, so you don't have to.

Between the time when oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the suns of Arias,

there was an aged undreamed of, and onto this, Conan, destined

to bear the jewel crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler,

who alone can tell thee of his sage.

Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

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Do do do da da t da t d t d t t t do d d d'o t d'i d d d'o do

Intellectual decay

bring it off a watch a crazy! Hey, though! Say you love...

Saitland! There comes a time, thief, when the jewel cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's

love for his child.

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