On the vintage video podcast, we'll be reviewing every single wide release of the 1980s in chronological order.

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John enters the store now to order another can of ether.

I picture him outside like Homer with the gas a hall.

When for you?

When for me.

I also like to think about that the kids renew their vow not to talk about the murder.

By murdering someone. They're taking a blood off with someone else's blood. This stuff is seven times more powerful than uranium. They open up the vault that it's contained and not wearing any kind of protective gear. And it's wooden crates. Wooden crates. It's like the guys in Chernobyl picking up the graphite rocks and going, because there's rocks. Hugging the elephant foot. Just like, oh, this thing's smooth.

It's so warm.

He turns to dial the number from the classified ad without even thinking about the numbers. We know this because we can hear his thoughts, and he's talking about how AJ was right that ninjas are misdirecting him. They're misdirecting. I really wish that he'd turn to the fun and man like, 6, 6.5.

No, that's 2.5s.

Vintage video. We're rewatching the 80s, so you don't have to. Intellectual decay. Turn it off and watch a crazy. Hey! Hey! Say you love Satan! Welcome everyone back to the studio and welcome to another year done.

Many celebrities died.

Many events happened.

The world burned halfway through.

I don't really remember anything that happened in the past year because last year sucked.

But John, did you miss me?

A little bit.

How much did you miss me on the scale of 1 to 10?

Negative 5.

Oh, man.

What about me, John?

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