Episode #1514: Real Credibility Gap

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2014

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew joins forces from Portland and LA to talk about how bad they are at doing a podcast.

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0:00.0	Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
0:05.0	No, I didn't.
0:07.0	Oh, it was most exhilarating. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay.
0:12.0	And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an outblown ball made of pig skin to a big age.
0:17.0	It was the most ripping victory.
0:19.0	Son, I'm just going to tell you this one time.
0:23.0	Yes.
0:24.0	You want to keep working here. Stay off the drugs.
0:27.0	TVTL!
0:33.0	Some of you are going to think that I'm stupid or I'm ridiculous or I'm flammable or I'm...
0:40.0	I don't care what you think. I love you. I want to marry you.
0:44.0	Do you mean to dress up like Thor? Or just like Thor? Or just like Iron Man?
0:48.0	You look fun.
0:50.0	I didn't ask. I'm very discreet.
0:54.0	But I'll haunt your dreams.
0:56.0	Remember, you're on stage. You have to overemphasize everything.
1:01.0	You want everyone to see it. You want the person up close to see it.
1:05.0	And you want the guy in the DJ booth to see it.
1:07.0	You want the security guard getting ready to walk in the front door to see it.
1:10.0	You want everyone to be able to see that you're on stage and you're singing so much.
1:17.0	Yes indeed. There may be songs that are sung and tales that are told on this Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL.
1:29.0	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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