Episode #1505: Did I Do That?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2014

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Luke and Jen ring in the new year by talking about some of their biggest regrets.

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0:00.0	Early on in the piece, we discovered that Celine was a highly intelligent dog.
0:04.8	She has a much larger brain than most of the show hours around.
0:08.8	We took some measurements that the vet was unbelievably amazed by how big the brain actually is.
0:16.0	That size brain is comparable to that would be a four-year-old child.
0:24.4	Once you remove all the tissue on the brain of a four-year-old child, it's equal to that.
0:28.8	And in dog years, four years, time seven, it's 28.
0:33.1	So, she is the equivalent brain capacity to a 28-year-old man,
0:40.1	which is, which is weird.
0:46.8	I think of you as the rule of the world.
0:49.5	You are the pre-eminent mistress of the universe.
0:52.1	You know my code.
0:53.2	Who's before bros?
0:55.2	You're just as before deuterous.
0:56.4	Got it.
0:57.0	Overies before bros.
0:58.1	It may be an ugly world, but at least I have a beautiful face.
1:01.9	You've got size like an elephant, and you've got a face like a bloody horse.
1:05.5	Who's going to want a pie to say you on stage?
1:07.9	Who?
1:08.5	I don't really know how to end this conversation.
1:11.6	So, high five.
1:15.6	Hey folks, welcome to a New Year's Day edition of TBTL.
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