If you're like me, you're always opening doors for African-Americans.

It's the right thing to do, and it proves you're not a racist.

But don't you wish you could get credit for all of this non-racism?

That's why I created I Not Racist.

I Not Racist is a groundbreaking social media app that lets you show the world exactly how

not racist you are. Earn I Not Racist points for everyday not racist things,

such as friending the Latino guy from lunch, or boating for an African-American politician,

or dating an Asian person. Your I Not Racist score is definitive proof of how racist you're not.

And it determines your ranking on the I Not Racist scoreboard,

competing against your friends and family to see who's the least racist.

Oh, sorry Uncle Bobby.

So help us out and click the pledge button, and if you don't, you're a f***ing racist.

Now, let me tell you all about here how much I love these kids. Do you know I love you, sir?

Stand up, big boy. Do you know I love you? His name is Mr. Chubby. Mr. Chubby? Oh my god, he's so

funny. I love him so much. I like Worship him. He's going to like be buried with me when I die.

I tell you, Jennifer, she is really a party pooper. Jennifer poops at parties.

She poops at parties, so and people know this. I poop at parties.

I poop at parties, but people don't know because I close a door. Don't go to sleep while I'm talking.

Hey, hey, hey, don't you like your head? I'm just, I'm important. I'm somebody.

Hey, folks. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be

too beautiful to live. This is episode 1,503 in a collector's series with Burbank here. Your host,

as always, as always, my dear friend Andrew Walsh is joining us. He is in Los Angeles, California.

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