Episode #1501: Aquaholics

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Camero Kev come up with names for Luke's imaginary boat. Then the gang sings along with Sean's broken 8-track player.

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0:00.0	The main stay of the Alamo diet is corn.
0:03.0	Corn can be prepared in many ways.
0:05.0	It can be boiled, shut, creamed, or in this case, dried.
0:11.0	Corn can also be used to make tortillas.
0:15.0	Yes, there are thousands and thousands of uses for corn,
0:19.0	all of which I will tell you about right now.
0:22.0	TVTL!
0:27.0	What's your story taught to me?
0:29.0	The face is an awesome face.
0:32.0	If you cease to exist, it wouldn't matter to me.
0:35.0	I know how to act normal, okay?
0:37.0	I'll be normal.
0:38.0	I cannot do this, okay?
0:40.0	The Lord need to delegate temperature and weather to somebody else.
0:43.0	Where the hell is Moses?
0:44.0	Talk to Moses about this because the Lord is out of control
0:47.0	and I cannot deal with this.
0:50.0	I am not tropical.
0:51.0	I'm not a damn toucan.
0:53.0	This is f***ing it.
0:54.0	This is too damn much.
0:56.0	Do you seem like a real, real down-to-earth dude?
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