Episode 15 - The Rejects

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.” Episode 15, Season 2. With: Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Joseph Grimaldi, Beth Crane, James Oliva, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aanderaa and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.0	Tees and sees eligibility criteria and geographical restrictions apply.
0:30.0	Hello? Is this on?
0:32.0	How do I know if this is on?
0:35.0	Oh, it must be this button.
0:37.0	The Amelia Project presents an audio advent calendar every day from the 1st to the 25th of December you can open the
0:45.8	doors to the Amelia Project offices and get a glimpse into the everyday life of
0:51.4	this death-faking agency.
0:53.2	Oh, there were dead clowns all over Trafalgar Square.
0:56.6	You don't have to be fully caught up to enjoy the Amelia Audio Advent calendar.
1:00.6	In fact, even if you've never listened to the Amelia Project before, this is a great introduction
1:05.8	to the world, the characters, and the morbidly funny business of deathfaking.
1:11.0	There are end of year reports, accounts to finalise before the holidays, sending out
1:14.4	encrypted client satisfaction surveys, a stock take of the corpses in Koslovsky's freezes.
1:19.1	Not to mention all the baking.
1:21.0	Jump right into the K-infused advent shenanigans,
1:24.6	one mini soda day all the way up until Christmas.
1:28.6	Hello, Kelsovsky, are you here?
1:31.1	He's not here.
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