Episode 14 - Venerio
The Amelia Project
Philip Thorne
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This year at Azda in thousands of blind taste tests, hundreds of our products proved as tasty or tastier than M&S. |
| 0:09.0 | We asked our new Chief Quality Officer Michael Buble what he thought. |
| 0:13.2 | Well I could have told you that. |
| 0:14.8 | Emmus tasted Azda price, right? |
| 0:17.2 | Put on a show this Christmas. |
| 0:19.8 | Azda. |
| 0:20.8 | That's more like it. Selected Asder stores online subject to availability for verification see |
| 0:26.0 | Azder.com slash independent tests from May 2023. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello? Is this on? |
| 0:32.0 | How do I know if this is on? |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, it must be this button. |
| 0:37.0 | The Amelia Project presents an audio advent calendar |
| 0:42.0 | every day from the 1st to the 25th of December you can open the doors to the |
| 0:46.7 | Amelia Project offices and get a glimpse into the everyday life of this death-faking agency. |
| 0:53.2 | Oh, there were dead clowns all over Trafalgar Square. |
| 0:56.6 | You don't have to be fully caught up to enjoy the Amelia Audio Advent calendar. |
| 1:00.6 | In fact, even if you've never listened to the Amelia Project before, this is a great |
| 1:04.9 | introduction to the world, the characters, and the morbidly funny business of death-faking. |
| 1:10.7 | There are end-of-year reports, accounts to finalise before the holidays, sending out |
| 1:14.4 | encrypted client satisfaction surveys, a stock take of the corpses in Koslovsky's freezes. |
| 1:19.0 | Not to mention all the baking. |
| 1:21.0 | Jump right into the Koko-infused Advent shenanigans, |
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