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Childish

Episode 15: Chock Full Of Baby

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Alison hasn’t packed her delivery bag yet, but she’s chock full of baby and SO ready to wear those hospital mesh diapers they give you after childbirth. While waiting, she and Greg chat about an article that reveals that parents DO have a favorite kid (and the kids totally know), read a snippet of a thoughtful essay by Greg’s son Owen about the Cinderella Complex, and listen to a caller’s doubts about whether or not she should be reading parenting books if she feels she trusts her own instincts with her child. Also - Greg drops the bomb that he used to do gymnastics as a kid. Alison’s mind is BLOWN.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:08.0

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it.

0:14.4

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.2

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.6

Who the hell decided I was ready to this?

0:24.0

Greetings internet people, this is Greg Fitzsimmons.

0:26.8

And Allison Rosen.

0:28.0

And this is childish. It's a show that is, uh, it's very interactive.

0:32.0

We like you guys to get involved because let's be honest

0:35.2

we don't want to work that hard on our own I'm I've already yawned a number of times and

0:39.7

it's not even uh... one o'clock. Well full disclosure, Allison is a chock full of baby and we are

0:50.0

pre-taping a couple episodes that when she gives birth she's got some time we I have to

0:57.4

pay her maternity leave which is kind of tough because we don't have any ads it It just feels fair to me though. It feels fair

1:04.3

that you should use your money from crashing or corporate gigs. Yeah I don't

1:11.6

look I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. I just fill out the paperwork

1:15.8

This one now here before I have the baby though. Ideally I am going to a perinatologist which is someone who deals with high-risk birth.

1:24.4

I'm trying not to what that freak me out.

1:25.9

I think I mentioned on this show that I have extra amniotic fluid, right?

1:29.9

Yes.

1:30.9

And it was like the same level for a couple weeks and then all of a sudden now I have more.

1:36.0

So my OB wants me to see a perionatologist on Monday who will then advise us about like whether they should induce or not. So it's possible

1:46.4

they'll hear this one and I will already be in baby town, but I think probably when they hear this one I will still be so chock full of baby.

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