You are just awful. You're one of the worst actors in the history of film.

Dazed and confused was the one thing that was passable after that.

Oh, thanks, man. That actually launched my career.

After that, everything else was awful. Contact, they didn't even need you in that movie.

They couldn't have had a whole movie without you.

I know. I said the same thing, but they were just like,

oh, we need a good looking guy with a great ass and some tight abs to just provide

some down-home enthusiasm in this picture.

Some of the counterbalance, Jody Foster, they took her to be a slightly cold

unapproachable, do you know, so they put me in there.

I said it didn't make any sense.

Said the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie, but they were just like,

all the audiences need you.

You make me physically sick to my stomach and I wish that you would get a heart attack.

I totally feel you, man. Truth is the matter is, I don't like my movies either,

but man, they just keep offering me money and I do it and then I get to go around the world.

I mean, do you see Sahara?

But I'll tell you what that movie gave me was an opportunity to take an

mainstream all across the country and sell that picture to one person at a time.

Man, the joke was what'd be size of a quarter doggo.

He said, Kapoo, yeah, Kapoo, yeah.

And don't point that hill, just came here and I looked at my mouth,

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