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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1495: Circle Gets The Square

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2013

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew & Brent come up with a brilliant plan for a one man show based on the life of Charles Nelson Riley.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We said this was a magician's word.

0:04.0

Mr. Gray.

0:06.0

What you do is not magic.

0:09.0

I understand.

0:10.0

It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.

0:13.0

It's not about pulling a rabbit out of your head anymore.

0:17.0

It's about pulling your heart out of your chest.

0:22.0

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

0:26.0

It means I take people's nightmares

0:28.0

and turn them into dream realities.

0:36.0

All right.

0:37.0

It's Saturday night.

0:38.0

I have no date.

0:39.0

A two-liter bottle of shasta.

0:41.0

And my all-rush mix tape.

0:43.0

Let's rock.

0:44.0

After everything that's happened recently,

0:46.0

I want to make sure that what you're about to do isn't not well thought out.

0:51.0

When you die, you go to heaven.

0:53.0

You say hello to God.

0:55.0

And when God says hello to you,

0:57.0

this is what you'll smell on your breath.

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