Episode 149: BenGaetzi

TrueAnon

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🗓️ 8 April 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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TrueAnon attempts to explain the tangled web Matt Gaetz’s penis hath woven, featuring: SugarBabies, Medicare fraud, Hezbollah, the Israeli Consulate, tHe BlOcKChAiN, airforce intelligence, cigarette smuggling, Dilbert and MORE

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0:00.0	Hey I'm Rat Gates.
0:02.0	I'm coming out of here eating all your cheese and talking to your young mouse daughter.
0:08.0	I'm Mr. Rat Gates coming up from Florida.
0:12.0	I'm in the walls.
0:15.0	I'm in the walls looking at you.
0:17.0	Looking at you and your little mouse fucking family.
0:19.0	Looking at your mouse fucking daughter.
0:22.0	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:24.0	Why would the rat?
0:26.0	No, the rat and the mouse are friends.
0:29.0	Yeah, it's my friends daughter.
0:32.0	Yeah, the mouse is a young rat Liz.
0:35.0	No, that's not true.
0:37.0	Yeah, the mouse is a different.
0:38.0	No, no, no, it's like the difference between a boat and a ship.
0:41.0	A mouse is just a three inch or smaller rat.
0:43.0	Three inches or larger is an actual full grown rat.
0:47.0	Also, mice are girls.
0:49.0	What?
0:50.0	Yeah, mice all have vaginas but they can still...
0:53.0	Wait, what about a pipe full?
0:55.0	Uh, that's...it's just like a fanciful bit of Hollywood magic.
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