I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy, I believe it looked like an older interview

If you had less hair than you have today, how do you explain that I don't wear a wig sir paint your bald spot more bald spot

You paint your bald spot

I don't know what you're talking about sir my hair grows. Do you paint your bald spot?

I don't have a bald spot. How come you had less hair on the tape?

Maybe my hair grew maybe I had a bad haircut that day. You by the way something. What do you care?

Paint your bald spot. I don't. Do you paint your bald spot? Paint your bald spot?

You sick

You've heard the late night comedians. You've heard the critics. You've heard about the pundits

You've heard the criticism and the counselors

Now tonight I want you to listen to me found a feces in a chair. No

No, the incident reports need to be really really specific. Okay, what else should I put well for starters

It's not a feces. It's just feces, but it wasn't a game

I mean it was just one piece but you bet there's no singular form for feces

It's not feces or a feces. It's just feces. The director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you

Rank amateurs. You guys did a good job tonight. I can't wait to do for real. That was a good warm-up

Very good warm-ups. Yeah, but come on. What are you waiting for?

We're totally warmed up. We're completely limber and man

Are we ready to go with this Monday night edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live now?

That's interesting. I don't get used to it guys. Oh this episode 1,488 in a collector series

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host and then Luke Burbank. What does he like all of 98 pounds?

Just put like a one in front of that

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