Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, come on, Charlie Brown, I'll hold the ball and you kick it.

Hold it! Ha! You'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and kill myself.

But Charlie Brown, it's Thanksgiving!

She wouldn't try to trick me on a traditional holiday.

It's time I'm gonna kick that football player to the moon!

A-A-A-A-A-A-D-B-T-L!

Yes, that's absolutely right. You have made it.

All the way to a Thanksgiving Day edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be too

beautiful to live. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This is episode 1,219 in a collector's series.

Thank you so much for tuning in. Maybe your stuff in the turkey.

Even as we speak, you may be making the cranberry sauce.

Or I was gonna say, and that's Andrew Walsh right over there, by the way. Happy Thanksgiving, buddy.

Thanks, you too. I was gonna say maybe you're stringing the cranberries on a string,

but that's more Christmas thing, isn't it? No, I think it's Thanksgiving, because yeah,

Genevieve always does it with this little friend of ours, our kid's son.

And they put down the turkey when they're known with it. They string all the cranberries

on the grate that over the turkey. Really? Wow, that sounds fancy. Okay, well, if you're doing that,

if you're making the pumpkin pie, whatever you're doing, watching the football.

Thank you so much for putting us on your iPod or other MP3 playing a device.

This is a Thanksgiving show. Coming up in a few minutes, we're gonna climb into the old TBTL archives,

and we're gonna let me tell you a few things. One, how to make a tiny wig. As you may remember,

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