Episode 148: The Pimp Always Lives

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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This week on the Round Table: a man in Texas is acquitted for killing a prostitute in the process of trying to retrieve services paid, a deer in Florida is rescued from a Doritos bag, and a girl in Nebraska makes the news for masturbating with a crucifix. Joining us today: Mike Recine!

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0:00.0	Hey round of applause fans. This is Marcus one quick thing before the episode begins in case you didn't know me and Holden are a part of
0:07.2	A nightmare country band called the Kalman. We're gonna be playing this Thursday
0:11.5	June 13th as a part of the Northside music festival
0:15.0	We're gonna be at trash bar and Williamsburg, Brooklyn
0:18.0	You can go to the trashbar.com to find out all of the details
0:23.1	It's gonna be a great show and if you want a little bit of a taste of the Kalman wait until the end of the episode
0:28.3	We're gonna be playing one of our songs song called skeleton Dan, but thought further ado here is the round table
0:37.8	Round table gentlemen, let's draw in our minds
0:50.8	Stammer action gentlemen
0:53.5	What's the topic of discussion?
0:56.5	Sability gentlemen always civility
1:02.5	It's a medical condition you can't be hard
1:05.1	It's bad for your health to be hard for more than six hours definitely. I imagine he doesn't have his pants on well
1:10.2	He's on the subway. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Anyway, Marcus do that and not like oh, man
1:15.4	It's weird stuff. Yeah, Marcus. You have to pray to the Lord today. I will pray and I'm gonna do a sincere prayer to the Lord
1:20.9	Wow
1:22.9	Yeah, I'm gonna say thank you Lord for family Texas Satan and my brother that is here with us today
1:38.3	Everybody who is everybody around this sort of round table, but not really a round table whatsoever
1:42.5	I'm Jacky's broski
1:44.5	Oh
1:46.5	Going with and I I have not said one inappropriate thing to Charlie parks yet
1:55.1	So did jappy's a broski is that the winners that would people?
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