Episode 147: Mom's Ugly Lunch

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Today on the Round Table: a disgusting new delicacy is discovered in the wilds of China, a 600 lb man is charged with felony food-snatching, and in a rare occurence, a personal story involving masturbating on a train segues into a news story about masturbating on the train. Joining us today: Julia Young and Malachi Nimmons!

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0:00.0	The round table.
0:01.4	Gentlemen!
0:02.0	Aye!
0:02.7	Let's broaden our minds!
0:05.2	Hello, gentlemen!
0:06.7	Hello, gentlemen!
0:07.7	Watch what?
0:08.7	Fire at will!
0:13.7	Stammer action, gentlemen!
0:14.7	Gentlemen of the round table!
0:16.2	What's the topic of discussion?
0:19.2	Civility, gentlemen.
0:21.2	Always civility.
0:25.7	It is gonna get hot in here.
0:27.0	Yeah, it's gonna get hot, guys.
0:28.4	I'm sorry.
0:29.4	Yeah, someone's, I think, either someone stole one of our air conditioners.
0:32.4	We just managed to lose an entire air conditioner.
0:34.6	I don't know.
0:36.1	It's all the time.
0:37.1	Don't really know how we managed to do that.
0:39.1	You were praying today, Eddie.
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