Episode #1470: Tech Talk!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2013

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

After years of searching, Luke finds a cheap solution to streaming bluetooth in his car.

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0:00.0	French kiss in his gross. I wouldn't French kiss in a million years.
0:03.6	And why the hell am I?
0:06.6	Hello, germs, spit, mucus, old bits of food.
0:11.2	That's just the name of a couple. There's a lot of things in there.
0:14.2	I mean, why do you have to use your tongue anyway?
0:16.4	Aren't you supposed to kiss with your lips?
0:18.8	Because it's not a real kiss unless you use your tongue.
0:21.6	Why? What's the point?
0:24.2	I mean, what do you supposed to do? Look the inside of her mouth.
0:26.6	Are you supposed to lick her teeth?
0:28.0	God, Bill. Enough.
0:29.6	What I want to know now, since everybody seems to think
0:31.8	the French kissing is so great.
0:38.4	What's up, chicken?
0:40.0	Every night is the chicken.
0:41.8	Only God almighty is the possible just once.
0:44.8	If you get something to eat for dinner around here,
0:46.8	that's not the guy.
0:48.4	Chicken, I'm just saying that.
0:50.4	Let's not shove it under the mat.
0:55.0	We all know that American people are pretty overweight.
1:00.6	Everybody's drinking the coffee.
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