I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy because she used to say Harlan Pepper.

If you don't stop naming the nuts and the joke was of course that we lived in Pine nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I'd say peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying her into a go-and-crazy.

Said you stopped naming nuts and Hubert used to be able to make the sound and he wasn't talking but he used to go.

I sound like macadamia nut.

I nut, which is a nut that's also the name of the town.

pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, natural oil, natural white pistachio nut.

What is it about one almond that's just perfect?

Nothing.

Oh man, this must be killing you.

What? The salinella dripping all over my desk?

It's lamb ding dong, not salmon.

I don't know what you guys are up to and I certainly don't know what butt hurt means.

Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this.

Let's get fancy.

Yes, indeed.

Let's do that. Let's bring a little fanciness to your earballs on this Friday afternoon edition of TVTL The Show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hey, what happened?

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, episode 1,467.

Why not?

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