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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1464: Butt Hurt in BosTEN

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2013

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to explain themselves to the listeners hurt by recent Boston-related comments.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Anger is like flatulence, isn't it?

0:03.0

Insofar, it's far better to let it out in increments

0:09.0

than to let go with one humongous rattle.

0:12.0

Oh, well yes, yeah.

0:15.0

In as much as losing your temper is about transferring that anger

0:20.0

to those closest to you.

0:22.0

Were you farting in the face of the person you love, aren't you?

0:27.0

If you ask the police, they will tell you that most murders are committed

0:30.0

by a friend or relative of the victim.

0:32.0

They take place at home, in the office, on public transport, energy-cusy.

0:39.0

Are we still talking about murder?

0:42.0

At all my hands up, the last three examples were specifically farting.

0:46.0

Right.

0:49.0

Women don't like to be treated like objects.

0:56.0

But we take objects and treat them like women.

1:01.0

Uh-oh, spaghetti-os.

1:03.0

I don't know, I don't know, I can see the views more, I'll see more more.

1:08.0

Right.

1:09.0

What did he say?

1:11.0

He said, I don't know.

1:12.0

He's talking down because he couldn't see the views more, I see more of them.

1:15.0

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.

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