Hey, it's Luke. As always, TBTL gets sponsorship from Chateau, Samishel. It's Friday

y'all, and you're going to be going out this weekend. You're going to be celebrating

some Halloween-type shenanigans. You're going to be relaxing with friends, maybe even

maxing and relaxing, how you do some of you, and you should do it with some Chateau

Samishel wine because it is delicious, because they sponsor TBTL, because it's available

just about everywhere. So when you're making your weekend plans, make sure that Chateau

Samishel is part of the festivities. You can go to their website too, and you can order

their wine. They'll ship it out to you wherever you are if you happen to live in Gungadin

or some other place where they don't have it. But it's a pretty short list of places.

Anyway, big thanks, Chateau Samishel, official sponsor of TBTL. All right, let's get going

with today's show. How about like pranking an animal? He put like a couple of kittens

in a doghouse, and you let a dog go inside his doghouse, and that way all three animals

get pranked. You cannot prank an animal, animals don't know they're being pranked, but

why even do it? I mean, it's like it's borderline animal cruelty, whether it be a pranking

a dog or pranking a dog. You sure punch an elephant? Sure. I punch an elephant.

TBTL. How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin? Already went over to those

contestants. Do you know the answer? No, I don't. You say 100. It's very low. Wow. That's

a fine pickle this fish seems to have landed as in, eh? Ha, Charlie. Charlie bit me, and

it's still hot, Charlie. Me get crazy when me know have cigarette. Let me try to quit,

but me find it hard. Me love refreshing taste. So nervous, but I'm excited at the same

time. So I'm just going to start talking about what I like, and hope I get some replies.

Everybody welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just

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