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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1455: Monsters of Cereal

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

TBTL pal, and host of "The Sporkful" Dan Pashman stops by to make the definitive list of breakfast cereals.

Transcript

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I don't know where you people come from, I don't know if you test your products, your

0:04.0

quality of your products, your products are very delicious.

0:08.0

Love your sausage for 30 something years but I can't take and see a family of five

0:12.0

on a little 12 ounce roll of sausage.

0:15.0

I don't mind paying you more money for your 16 ounce roll of sausage

0:19.0

but you don't have it anymore, you've got a 12 ounce roll

0:23.0

and you've got three men that weigh over 200 pounds a piece,

0:26.0

a woman that's a little plump, scotch girl and a daughter who's 13

0:31.0

and you're going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage

0:35.0

and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that, it ain't going to work

0:38.0

and I'm not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again

0:42.0

and as far as your 16 ounce and maple and sage,

0:45.0

I don't eat that, I'm not from the north, I'm a Texas man.

0:49.0

Jimmy Dean's sausage is for Southern people to eat with the breakfast,

0:53.0

with the fried eggs and the t-bone steak.

0:56.0

T-B-T-L!

1:01.0

Now, many, many people have questions and very serious questions.

1:07.0

You heard what he said?

1:09.0

Did you hear what he said?

1:10.0

Yes, I heard what he said.

1:12.0

Doesn't make any difference what he says?

1:15.0

Does it?

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