You are just awful.

You're one of the worst actors in the history of film.

Dazed and confused was the one thing that was passable.

After that...

Oh, thanks, man. That actually launched my career.

After that, everything else was awful.

Contact? They didn't even need you in that movie.

They couldn't have had a whole movie without you.

I know. I said the same thing,

but they were just like,

oh, we need a good-looking guy with a great ass

and some tight abs to just provide some down-home enthusiasm

in this picture.

Some of the counterbalance, Jodie Foster,

they took her to be slightly cold.

Unapproachable, do you know,

so they put me in there.

I said it didn't make any sense.

Said the same thing about that Bill Murray,

elephant movie, but they were just like,

all the audiences need you.

You make me physically sick to my stomach

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