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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 145: The Bug That Got Away

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Headed on down to South Park gonna have myself a time....oh damn! It's the South Park Guys. Carman and everyone. They are here and they are ready to equal opportunity offend. But First! Nearly 90 minutes of two sad guys in their houses going "Uhh". On today's show we've got stupid snack innovations, more coffee trash from the coffee trash heap, some virus cash-ins, and a few things Mike pretends to actually like for some reason. So, again, get through all that and we will have you back with Kenny and The Gang in no time, finding out how he died, assuming they still do that thing. Which I'm pretty sure they do, unless the guy who does the voice for him became a Scientologist. Alright. Enjoy the (South Park) show.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


Hey for more YKS check out YKS Premium on Patreon. Not gonna twist your arm about it but you might like it. I don't know. What other kind of stuff do you like?


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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's all the stupid

0:08.3

crop that nobody's ever had you want to stick it on the internet to make a couple of bucks because the body never told you that

0:17.0

your kick starters' cause.

0:19.0

Tell them, Mike and Jay out.

0:20.0

Your kick scar, it's go.

0:22.0

Your kick scar, it's go. Your King's Stars' Stars' Stars' Stars!

0:25.0

So, God!

0:28.0

Your Stars! Go, God!

0:30.0

So, Stars!

0:31.0

Stars!

0:32.0

Oh! Stars! Stars! I'm going to go. The podcast.

0:35.0

Hey, do you guys remember the episode of Shining Time Station where Schemer like attaches a nickel to a piece of string and

0:45.6

drops it in the jukebox and then the people who live inside the jukebox are like tugging

0:50.8

back and forth on it with him.

0:55.0

Yeah, thanks. Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. Mike.

1:00.0

How's it going over there in your neck of the woods? Mike lives in the woods everyone.

1:05.0

It's going pretty well over here, JF. It is the end of the world. We have formed a few of us in the neighborhood

1:14.8

have formed different factions.

1:17.6

There are lower like houses like on gamer thrones.

1:22.0

And they are the, we are at war with each other. on Game

1:23.9

Earth Thrones. And they're, we are at war with each other, but it's looking pretty good for our guys.

1:29.6

Okay. Which are, and your guys are what? Like, do you guys have like a flag or do you guys have like a motto

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