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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 144: Goblin Behavior

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Hello everyone, it's Mike and JF here and it's time to transition from the introduction part of the show notes to the early midpoint of the show notes. Wow we're already here. This is awesome. On today's show we're talking about the same stuff as usual, but with some very slight differences. We've got stupid shit for kids, condescending board games, cynical cash-ins, insane ramblings (and not just from the hosts!), political points of view exposing much of the population as foolish babies, and some dumb inventor guy. We even fit more stuff in there as well, but I find that listing it all out takes a lot of time and I don't think anyone reads this except the little Google robots that scan text to put in ads. So hello to our friends the Google robots. Please enjoy the show if you possess the higher order thinking required. Not all that high really.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


For more YKS, check out YKS Premium ONLY on Patreon! This week, we've got another classic crossover episode with our friends from Blocked Party, Stefan Heck and John Cullen. Tune in to hear their minds melt as they attempt to solve a series of psychotic puzzles from another dimension (multiple choice questions about sports) in the YKS Who Wants to Be a (Multi-) Millionaire Challenge! That's right folks, this intercontinental rumble is for all the All-Dressed Tostitos. Plus, whenever those turds put up their bonus episodes, we're on there as well!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some Jackie Classic crap and it's off the stupid grump that nobody's ever had

0:10.4

You want to sketch it on the internet to make a couple bucks because your body never told you that your

0:17.0

Kickstarter's God.

0:19.0

Tell them, Mike and J.

0:20.0

Your King's Garden!

0:22.0

Your King's Garden! Your King's God is God is God.

0:25.0

God.

0:27.0

God. God. God. God. God. God.

0:30.0

God.

0:32.0

God. God. The podcast.

0:35.0

Hey, this is a message for Jeff.

0:41.0

and just listen to the episode where he solicited requests for what he should say at the beginning of each segment.

0:50.0

I just want to say that you already pretty much repeat what happens in each of the songs even if the song isn't part of the rotation anymore.

1:00.0

For example, every time the fucking, that's for you come in,

1:06.0

song plays, you say that's where you come in.

1:09.5

We're doing it for years.

1:11.8

So I love the show. What's up, what's up, Mike?

1:17.0

What's up, Mike?

1:18.0

What's up, everybody? Mike, what is up with you, huh?

1:23.0

What's up, buddy? What's going on? I got the thing on now. We're recording, we're ready to go.

1:28.0

Super strange, a week for us in that I don't think, I truly don't think in the entire run of this show,

1:36.1

we have ever started an episode and then realized we fucked up and then went back and did it again.

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