Episode #1443: Dumb And Dumber
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2013
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Luke wonders if he's actually smart, or just decent at remembering a few things, meanwhile, Andrew proposes an idea to make people get Facebook licenses before they can post ridiculous stuff.
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| 0:00.0 | Look, I got a confession to make. |
| 0:04.0 | What do you mean a confession? |
| 0:05.0 | Look, you know, I've been like last year or so. |
| 0:07.0 | I've been talking about going to law schools. |
| 0:08.0 | I can be an ACLU lawyer. |
| 0:09.0 | I've been in a position to help people |
| 0:10.0 | getting the f*** over and all that. |
| 0:12.0 | Well, I mean, I was standing in line |
| 0:13.0 | at the post office yesterday. |
| 0:14.0 | And I'm looking around at him. |
| 0:16.0 | And everybody's looking really pathetic. |
| 0:17.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:18.0 | I'm like, people are like, good drool. |
| 0:20.0 | Just sort of stay back. |
| 0:21.0 | And then, like, this guy's bending over. |
| 0:22.0 | You can see the craggler. |
| 0:23.0 | It was like a white feeder. |
| 0:25.0 | Anyway, it was like that. |
| 0:26.0 | And I realized I just want to do it. |
| 0:28.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:29.0 | I mean, it sounds good, no. |
| 0:30.0 | But I just have to confront the fact that I really don't like |
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