Episode #144- Who Was the Mother of Empires? (Part III)
Our Fake History
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🗓️ 16 November 2021
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There's a story that sometime in the 12th century, a young man fell in love with a young woman. |
| 0:13.8 | But there was only one problem. |
| 0:16.0 | The young woman already had a lover, who she was quite happy with. |
| 0:20.9 | The would-be suitor was heartbroken and did everything to convince his crush that her |
| 0:25.4 | current paramour was not worthy of her love. |
| 0:29.9 | It's literally the plot of 90% of the pop punk songs that were written between 1997 and 2004. |
| 0:38.2 | The Santa Barbara band The Atari's had a song called Your Boyfriend Sucks, which might |
| 0:44.6 | be the purest example of this type of song. |
| 0:48.2 | Blink 182 had a ton of these songs for the record. |
| 0:51.5 | Dissentary Gary from the Enema of the State album stands out as the most off the wall |
| 0:58.0 | take on this idea. |
| 1:00.8 | My point is that this is a story as old as time, and like the members of Blink 182, somehow |
| 1:10.5 | it never ages. |
| 1:12.9 | The back in the 12th century, the young woman in question did her best to both let her |
| 1:18.3 | suitor down gently and potentially hedge her romantic bets. |
| 1:24.1 | She told her disappointed would-be boyfriend that if she should ever lose her current lover, |
| 1:31.2 | well, then she would give him a shot. |
| 1:34.1 | He could be her back up boyfriend. |
| 1:38.5 | This seemed to work and the annoyingly persistent suitor backed off. |
| 1:43.7 | Then, not long after that, the young woman married the man that she had ultimately chosen. |
| 1:50.6 | Now you would think that this would be the end of the story. |
| 1:54.1 | She married her long-time boyfriend. |
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