Episode #1439: Extreme Couponing!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2013
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
As the government shuts down, and the apocalypse approaches, Luke and Andrew get advice from listener Toni on how to become Extreme Coupon-ers.
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| 0:00.0 | I am Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Ear Weeks U, the Revenge |
| 0:07.6 | of A Blaken, the erotic adventures of Hercules, the wackiest-covered wagon in the West, Alice's |
| 0:13.8 | adventures through the windshield glass. They came to Bergle Carnegie Hall. |
| 0:17.9 | Two minus three equals negative fun. Man versus nature, the road to victory. Designated |
| 0:23.9 | drivers, the life-saving nerds, the decapitation of Larry Ledfoot, dial M for murderousness. |
| 0:30.5 | Alice doesn't live anymore. The boat-jacking of Super Ship 79, smoke yourself thin, firecrackers, |
| 0:37.0 | the silent killer. P is for psycho, Led paid, delicious, but deadly, calling all Quakers. |
| 0:43.4 | Son of Sanfordon Son, and here comes the metric system. |
| 0:46.9 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:52.0 | SPACMEY! Welles is in Metralsis! It's a home run! |
| 0:56.3 | He calls me the worst name ever. |
| 0:58.6 | What did he call you? |
| 0:59.7 | I'm not gonna repeat it. That's how much I hate it. |
| 1:01.5 | Fat can't? No. |
| 1:02.6 | Malflugger? No. |
| 1:03.6 | Monster Bits? |
| 1:04.2 | Hatchet Face. |
| 1:04.8 | No! |
| 1:06.2 | The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Runner album. |
| 1:10.3 | It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow? |
| 1:12.2 | You're some other gonna think that's poetry. |
| 1:14.0 | Hey, cheer up. It's Taco Tuesday. |
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