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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1431: MRSA, MRSA Me

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2013

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Luke's infection is getting worse, and his loved ones are starting to seriously worry. Plus, a public radio conference gets CRAZY.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What are you doing in here?

0:01.4

Getting away from the bad news.

0:03.2

Just trying to, you know, realign myself.

0:06.5

You know what I'd like?

0:08.2

I'd like to be cragianically suspended.

0:11.7

Yeah.

0:12.8

And then be woken up in the future?

0:14.3

No, never wake up.

0:15.3

Just stay suspended.

0:19.1

Are you drunk?

0:19.8

T-B-T-L.

0:22.3

T-B-T-L.

0:25.1

If you can't be adults and give these candidates

0:28.1

a courtesy they deserve, then you don't deserve to be

0:30.9

called adults.

0:32.4

But children, because that's what children are,

0:34.5

and you'll be treated like children.

0:36.0

What I am most of all is a manager.

0:39.0

I assess employees, strengths, and weaknesses,

0:42.5

analyze their records.

0:44.2

And your record demonstrates a staggering level

0:47.6

of incompetence.

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