Episode 143: Mother-Son Date Knight

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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This week on the Round Table: police arrest a man for turning tricks in a Wal-Mart bathroom, a bear and a donkey get in to a scuffle in Wisconsin, and Chik-Fil-A introduces a particularly disturbing promotion involving sons and mothers. Joining us this week: Carol Hartsell and Sean Crespo!

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0:00.0	Cave comedy radio is brought to you by Adam and Eve.com and put the code CCR at checkout for discounts
0:35.7	today. There's nothing up there. There's nothing down there. There's nothing in this room right now. So I'm just gonna go ahead and say fuck everything. But I love everything.
0:46.8	Everything is in the present. Don't forget about the present. Fuck the past. Fuck the future. Live in the now.
0:53.6	Yeah, he can go die. He already did. Oh man, that's a terrible prayer. Jackie love Jackie. Welcome to the round table of gentlemen.
1:04.9	Gentlemen, everybody who's around this round table? Well, Jackie's brows. I don't believe in anything. We learned that today.
1:10.8	Adlarson. I believe in Jackie. Wow. It's a god. I can't hold it.
1:17.2	Hold him. Nelly. Adlarson for president. Not really an election size. Kevin is gonna say something nice about hold it.
1:24.8	I use to be a religious man and hold in his existence is what made me question God.
1:35.9	I am Ben Kessel with us in the struggle we got Neil Constantine. Thanks for being here. Neil. And of course we have Carol and Sean Hartzel. Thank you for being here.
1:44.2	Very nice.
1:46.2	Just got his tacos delivered. Why not?
1:52.2	And Shalada. I just got called ignorant for not naming the Mexican food properly. I am sorry. And Shalada.
1:57.2	I'm my dad's from El Salvador. That was insensitive of you. I am sorry, Sean.
2:01.0	Those are the same. The dad's from El Salvador. Yeah, you look white as shit. I know what happened.
2:06.1	Well, I'm he married a very white lady from Boston. Wow. Do you know I was in the 2007 NBC diversity contest.
2:14.1	Really? What diversity were you? El Salvadorian.
2:22.1	Did they check your passport or your ID to make sure that you were actually El Salvadorian? I did have to prove I had to prove a purchase.
2:28.1	Yeah, I didn't. And what did you do to prove that you?
2:30.1	I sent the photos of my dad and a couple of my dad. It was a Central American rock star for a few years.
2:35.1	Okay. So I gave them. What was the name of his band? It was just him. It was just him. It was just him. It's one right name for a band.
2:41.1	That would be the Chris.
2:43.1	One Chris.
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