Episode 142: Officer Dick Bonesteel

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on Round Table: an police officer with the best name we've heard in a while prevents a machete attack, officials in China cover a bridge in butter to prevent suicides, and a quadriplegic achieves orgasm through his thumb. Joining us today: comedy photographer at large Mindy Tucker!

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0:00.0	Cave Comedy Radio is brought to you by Adam and Eve.com and put the code CCR a check out for discounts
0:07.0	Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds
0:19.2	Stammer action gentleman
0:22.2	What's the topic of discussion?
0:25.2	Civilities gentlemen, always civility
0:32.2	Is everybody's soundtracks?
0:35.2	We're just sitting around waiting for you to deal with being fired
0:40.2	Derby Elzaboub, I'm sorry man, I fucking let you down
0:45.2	I fucked it up, I went to work today and I didn't get enough sleep last night I fell asleep at work
0:51.2	And then I got I'm gunny fired
0:58.2	But work today no man don't interrupt my prayer I gotta fucking not get fired I will give you my nuts my fingernails
1:07.2	Whatever you want if you want to make a necklace out of my teeth like douchebags make like necklace is out of sharks teeth
1:12.2	Like I can be your shark and I'll fucking be a nice necklace for you. Don't let me get fired for my first job
1:18.2	Thank you so much for you Elzaboub because you're first job for first of all it's not your first job
1:24.2	It is my first job in the business
1:27.2	And I'm gonna get fucking fired because I'm sitting at a desk all day and there's not enough coffee in the office
1:33.2	Aren't you a dog Nanny?
1:35.2	You have to make everyone a coffee?
1:37.2	No, I drank all the coffee
1:40.2	And when I'm a dog no I'm writing for this best funerals ever show and when I'm a dog Nanny I get paid to sleep
1:46.2	I'm supposed to cuddle them so it's just a bizarre I got to switch it off in my head
1:50.2	Oh get fired from the writing job
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