Episode 143 - Enormous Mattress Salesman

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie

London, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss Arnie's mattress sales in Jingle All The Way, decorating the tree, train voice announcements, Dutch bicycle zombies and more! Sketch is Lucky Kentucky Christmas tradition, correspondence includes Jimmy Helmet and aphantasia - no mind organs! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0	It's Bud Pod 1.43.
0:04.0	1.43.
0:07.0	D. D. That's me right now.
0:10.0	Just biting my time till Christmas.
0:13.0	Dum Dum Dum d.
0:14.0	Me nadu.
0:15.0	D.
0:17.0	Dum Dum d.
0:18.0	...
0:20.0	Is that how you wait for Christmas like a sort of fairly sort of chilled out like dopp be do do be do like you're in a good mood at the bus stop?
0:29.0	Yeah, just like a little gnome just sat on a ledge with my little legs dangling.
0:33.8	Come, dum, eat it off.
0:36.2	I look like rumble siltkin, just,
0:38.5	a little evil, evil look on my face.
0:41.8	Yeah, that's an unsettling approach to Christmas, but I like it.
0:47.0	Yes, I've made, I made the mad dash out of Saigon, out of London. Yes, we're like Samuel Peeps, aren't we, fleeing
0:56.0	plague-ridden London? Yes, history, repeat itself Pierre. And I've dashed out, out because London if anyone who doesn't live in London London London is
1:07.6	basically turning into the London of 28 days later yes right now it's happening all over again and unlike the Torrey party I
1:17.8	learned from my past mistakes and so I've gotten out quick before shit really hits a fan.
1:24.4	Yeah, we made our escape, didn't we?
1:26.4	And yeah, it's like 28 days later, but the zombies can't sprint because they're coughing.
1:30.4	Ha ha ha ha. thing. And they're not really interested in eating your brains because they can't taste anything.
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