What are you on the words of wisdom? What about for all the other kids trying to learn how to ride their bike. Can you say anything to them?

Everybody I know you can believe in yourself. If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike. If you don't, you just keep practicing.

You won't get to hang over it, I know it. If you keep practicing, you won't get to hang over it. Again, you can get better and better at it. If you get it, if you do it.

Give me some thumbs up. Signs up everybody for walking more.

T-B-T-L!

It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so!

Alright, let's do an honest sound check. Test test, one, two. I disappointed my parents, two, two. Testing, one, two bad career choice, one, two, one, two.

Anyone have a couch, I can sleep on, two, two. One, two, dreams fading. Test, test, one, two. I think we're good.

Despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stink guy in our class yesterday.

Your treat is not my girlfriend, right? And I doubt that she gave me the stink guy. That's just the way her face looks, you know? That's just her face.

I'm playing Hitler, but he's a young Hitler and he's got a rock and body. It's called Hotler.

It's too early to get a drink.

No!

Number two early for a well-made organic bloody marry. You get your vitamins from the tomato juice and the celery gives you your fiber.

And the vodka helps you with your mood first day in the morning, which is healthy.

I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel happy of myself.

You betcha! It is time, everybody, for a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This right here is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 1,429 in a collector series.

And today to escape the media spotlight surrounding our terrible Microsoft ad or at least the Microsoft ad that the internet really hated.

I'm escaping to Atlanta, Georgia. That's right.

Heading out there for the public radio program director's conference.

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